1. cigarettes + wine = the cure for insane headaches.
2. no headaches + money = a proactive life.
3. a proactive life = creative spurts.
4. creative spurts = happiness.
5. happiness = contentment.
6. becoming content = lazy ass.
suffice it to say, i have no room in my life at the moment to become a lazy ass, so i need to shape up and get things together. or else! blahhh! essays, essays, job, internship, money, final exams, etc. (i need all of those!!!)
woe is me. the life of an over-the-hill college student. haha.